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Friday 5 July 2019

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"The Rt Rev Joanna Penberthy, Bishop of St Davids, was lifted in a specially adapted forklift to anoint the statue's forehead with oil."                     Source: BBC

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  1. Anonymous5 July 2019 at 20:50

    The dizzy heights of episcopy!
    Mark

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  2. Laughing Gas5 July 2019 at 22:08

    "Oil? Frack off!"

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  3. Whamab5 July 2019 at 23:22

    'Would you like me to ordain you while we're at it?'

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  4. The Watchman5 July 2019 at 23:57

    Yes! It's the feminist, inclusive, gender neutered empowering take on the res errection in its' trans state full of deep meaning as perceived by the modern Church in Wales. All five tons of it!

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  5. Dick Pickles6 July 2019 at 08:19

    Heavy duty forklift required to elevate theological lightweight to new heights.

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  6. Pete6 July 2019 at 13:15

    We'll ordain anything these days

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  7. Anonymous6 July 2019 at 21:10

    A high-priestess anoints a graven image. Or do my eyes mislead me? Christianity?

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  8. Anonymous6 July 2019 at 21:41

    "Begone foul fiend of orthodoxy or I'll turn you to stone. Oops, that's done it! I suppose the coven will be pleased that their voucher for Hogwarts wasn't wasted. I think His Grace will be pleased too. This sort of fellow doesn't fit in with the new enlightened ethos of the Church in Wales."
    Seymour

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  9. The Watchman6 July 2019 at 23:19

    Seymour is absolutely right, one of my (validly) ordained friends recently remarked that she appears to be making a prick of St. David. One can only hope that the faithful people of Brittany have an antidote for it.

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  10. Merthyr Organist7 July 2019 at 07:15

    If you Google 'The Valley of The Saints' you'll see where the statue is going, joining some wonderful statues of Celtic Saints. They are all in the same style and St David will be a welcome addition. I hope they site him near Saint Cadoc (Cado). I used to live just five miles from the valley and it is a most mystical place.

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  11. Frederick Jones7 July 2019 at 16:55

    She cant say she has no truck with popish ceremonies.

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  12. Jon7 July 2019 at 22:30

    Forklift driver - "hurry I want to go back to the warehouse to move all that manure needed for the next edition of Highlight"

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  13. Mrs Slocombe7 July 2019 at 22:52

    Site foreman - "Oi, you! Yes you in the purple. What are you playing at you dozy airhead. Where's your steel toe caps, high visibility vest and hard hat? I don't give a flying f*** if you're God almighty himself, GET OFF MY SITE!"

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  14. Mon.18 July 2019 at 19:28

    Down a bit;left a bit; up a little, FIRE!
    I knew those Sunday afternoons watching the 'Golden Shot' were bound to come in useful!

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