"I am the ultimate Duty Free Bishop: I'm cheaper than anything outside the airport and I certainly don't do my duty as a Bishop, because I don't agree with the Apostles' teaching." Postie
Little Bo Peep has left her sheep: and doesn't know where she'll find them. She left them alone until she came home ...and now they have all organized a pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostella using the money from the Parish Share!! Seymour
"This? A Crozier? Good Lord my dear, oh deary me no indeed, it's my walking stick in the shape of a Crozier. It's merely a wonky old bat, an imitation. Just like me. I'd need to be a man to get a real one."
I know. It's hilarious, isn't it? I've dragged them all thousands of miles from their parishes during Christian Aid week, and spent a fortune doing it. And do you know what, the Diocese will still be haemorrhaging in twelve months time. Good job I know how to cover up the massive financial loss this trip has sustained.
Don't listen to that tiresome Ancient Briton. This is not a "Jolly". I am here to seek asylum and I have dragooned every potential troublemaker in the diocese lest they stage a Coup d'état in my absence when my application is turned down.
Don't do it.
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Don't do it.
When you want to come.
(with a nod to Frankie Goes to Hollywood)
"I am the ultimate Duty Free Bishop: I'm cheaper than anything outside the airport and I certainly don't do my duty as a Bishop, because I don't agree with the Apostles' teaching."
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Little Bo Peep has left her sheep:
ReplyDeleteand doesn't know where she'll find them.
She left them alone until she came home
...and now they have all organized a pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostella using the money from the Parish Share!!
Seymour
"This? A Crozier? Good Lord my dear, oh deary me no indeed, it's my walking stick in the shape of a Crozier. It's merely a wonky old bat, an imitation. Just like me. I'd need to be a man to get a real one."
ReplyDeleteI know. It's hilarious, isn't it? I've dragged them all thousands of miles from their parishes during Christian Aid week, and spent a fortune doing it. And do you know what, the Diocese will still be haemorrhaging in twelve months time. Good job I know how to cover up the massive financial loss this trip has sustained.
ReplyDeleteDon't listen to that tiresome Ancient Briton. This is not a "Jolly".
ReplyDeleteI am here to seek asylum and I have dragooned every potential troublemaker in the diocese lest they stage a Coup d'état in my absence when my application is turned down.
"Good morning, who are you?"
ReplyDelete"I am the accuser."
"What you need to do is engineer a standing ovation at the end of the conference dinner. That'll have them all eating out of my hand."
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