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'When they chuck me out: can I join you'?Catnap
Not too tight now!Cymro
It's a Waltz you fool not the call to prayer, 1 2 3, 1 2 3,....
Mayor whispers to Archbishop, "Why has the Dean got a duvet over his shoulders, did his wife kick him out of the Deanery?"Archbishop replies, "Oh don't worry about him, he is a Royal peculiar after all."
"Jesus was a Muslim prophet""But Muslim prophets cannot lie - and Jesus said 'The only way to the father is through me'"
PP. Will you tell them, or shall l?
You may now kiss the bride! Berty
“I now pronounce you husband and wife.”
"Sorry but I can only tango if you let me lead"
Your place or mine?
Well, now that Muslim prayer has taken place here, it's mine! (OK, ours, but certainly not yours any more)Rob_Jones
"Smile all you like Justin, in thirty years this will be a Mosque".
The Best One - gets the prize.
The Dean of Westminster says: "Justin, I always suspected. How wonderful. Welcome to our world"!