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Saturday, 17 August 2024

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29 comments:

  1. "What's your problem you b*st*RDS? Joseph had a multi-coloured coat, why can't I?"

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  2. Does my arse look big in this, dear?

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  3. In response to calls for the number of Bishops to be cut in line with huge drops in congregation numbers, increases of Church closures and building sales along with so few confirmation and ordination candidates, Justine explained that she thinks BLM stands for "Bishop's Livings Matter".

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  4. 'I never did get the hang of the Mix-Coloureds button on the washing machine ....'

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  5. AI, what do we have here then?

    Rufus

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    1. Weak.
      Really, pathetically weak.

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    2. And yours Ruth? We are all ears babe.

      Rufus

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    3. Surely, 'church' would would look out of character alongside my colourful new coat?

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  6. "As you can see, we have holes in the roof, but despite having £10 billion stashed away for 'special' projects we still want your money. The coat? My mummy bought it for me."

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  7. From henceforth we shall be known as "of England!"

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  8. Stonewall announces their latest Diversity Champion.

    Bewildered

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  9. I feel so inadequate so often, there's no low to which I'm prepared to stoop to draw attention to myself or to get a headline . It's so unfair, why is Ancient Briton so much more popular than me?

    (Many congratulations on reaching the landmark of five million views AB, no mean feat.)

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    1. Thank you for your kind comment Episkopos.

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    2. Deiniol. Does this mean the recently consecrated +Betty Bardsey is on the way out?

      Sir Omicron Pi.

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  10. Has anyone else noticed the further purge of deviants from Bangor?

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    1. Can't say I have. Has the chocolate teapot resigned?

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    2. If it is the Department of Musical Mincery to which you allude, I have heard talk of tantrums and ego trips gone wrong, but no permanent removal, merely a leave of absence.

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    3. What are the tantrums about?

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  11. Drag queen story hour launched at Canterbury Cathedral as Archbishop reads from synod transcripts
    Jon

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  12. What are the chances this is the kind of crap the Church of England has embraced and allowed into its schools?
    Read it and weep for your children and grandchildren.
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/08/17/lgbt-pride-surrey-ireland-sutton-charity-children-sex-abuse/
    Educate and Celebrate?
    More like Masticate and Masturbate.
    But they need to wheedle your way in before they can get grooming.
    Does Justine have any comments to make about this or empty reassurances to bandy about?

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  13. And here is Justin, modelling the newly designed doctoral garb for St Padarn's Institute.
    - George (304), Martyr and Patron 'of England'

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  14. @ Deiniol and Menai Strait: The toning down of unabashed 'deviant' clergy and practices at Bangor might in some part be late realisation of the growing African-black congregation base in the pews and communion-rail and how the mincing of 'priests' like Sion ap Rhys and his ilk would be anathema to their cultural and religious beliefs. For the same reason, presumably, that the Bangor Mosque doesn't flaunt 'queer' Imans (if such things exist) .. and their place of worship packed every Friday. Bangor was very slow to re-set its direction-finder but yes there are signs that normality are returning. Next question: When is Alice in Wonderland aka ++John finally going to announce that Sion ap Rhys is gone for good .... and how much of a pay-out he's been given to stay away.

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  15. That's surely not right AC, such an attitude would be racist and definitely two-tier-queer.
    The sub-mincer are his ilk are definitely anathema to my cultural and religious beliefs but I'm neither black nor African.
    Or is it more a case of the Welbys and chocolate teapots of this world can just ignore the orthodox traditional white anglicans, our white privileges and the fortunes we all undoubtedly made from our Jamaican sugar plantations and American cotton farms?

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    1. Nothing racist or two-tier-queer alluding to it Enoch. In past 6-8 months there has been a massive influx of black African and West Indies/Caribbean folk and their families into Bangor (goodness only knows why) and nice to see that many have found a friendly welcome at St Deiniol's cathedral.

      But equally correct is that across most of Africa and certainly the preaching of African ministers, homosexuality in all its variant forms is absolute taboo. In Jamaica, for instance, homosexuality even among consenting adults and behind closed doors is punishable by not just 10 years in prison, but 10 with hard labour. What not in doubt is that while Bangor cathedral fluttered LGBTQ+ banners from its mastpole and gay-pride frontals on its altar and boasted parades of mincing clergy it certainly didn't appeal to international worshippers in this city of high overseas and NHS medical staff 'coloured' populace.

      By the way I know of none of my ancestors - from a family tree back-tracking to Hywel Dda and Eliseg - who made a dime from Jamaican sugar or American. One, Ednyfed Fychan, earned a reputation for lopping off the heads of English Knights, another was hanged for cattle-rustling, and another who earned a 'cash-in-hand' groat or two digging graves died when he miscalculated the amount of black gunpowder needed to soften up the earth of the local churchyard. And all of them good chapel goers. You wouldn't 'mince' with them Enoch!!!!

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    2. Ad clerum, isn't it great that the NHS in North Wales has seen a welcome influx of medical staff from African countries. Where would we be without migration? That said, I strongly contest your racialised discourse on the attitudes you assume these 'international worshippers' will have towards LGBTQ+ people. You posit a false equivalence when you state that because they come from Africa, they will be in support of the oppression and persecution of LGBTQ+ persons here in the UK. What causes you to assume this? It is true that across Africa we have witnessed a surge in discriminatory legislation directed against LGBTQ+ persons, but the medics I know condemn this systematic targeting of the LGBTQ+ community and stand opposed to it. It is one of the reasons they have come here and your racialised narrative fails to honour this.

      Janice


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  16. Subversive Canon19 August 2024 at 21:25

    https://youtu.be/eth6VAhSEoM?feature=shared
    Welby the wet lettuce.

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  17. Harley-Davidson sees the light after customers give it the "Bud light" treatment.
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/08/20/harley-davidson-drops-woke-diversity-targets-conservative/

    DEI policies abandoned.
    When will the cult in Wales and the CofE have their Damascene moments?

    Bewildered

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  18. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07ev1v7r4po
    Giggle v Tickle.
    Australian Federal Court has drunk deeply of the queer trans koolaid.
    Should have called the app XXonly.
    Bewildered

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