"No idea.....never seen anything like that before".
"I think they're ping-pong bats for the new Sunday service to replace Solemn Eucharist...… Free-style Including, Welcoming & Affirming. El Presidente's sermon will be on the theme of practicing safe wiff-waff in one's vestry, and the anthem will be a new arrangement of 'Anything Goes' accompanied by the Ancient Consorte of Tambourines.
I have had ee-bloody-nough of this internet shopping. Firstly they send me a jacket that doesn't fit and now they send me a box full of wooden objects the significance of which I don't understand and for which we have no use in Ty Ddewi. Oh! to be peddling my own rubbish from the Hayes in Cardiff.
"Joanna won't like this. No rainbow colours. Just a plain wooden cross."
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"What moron ordered this crap? We don't believe in all that Jesus mumbojumbo anymore!"
ReplyDelete"What are these used for?"
ReplyDelete"No idea.....never seen anything like that before".
Delete"I think they're ping-pong bats for the new Sunday service to replace Solemn Eucharist...… Free-style Including, Welcoming & Affirming.
El Presidente's sermon will be on the theme of practicing safe wiff-waff in one's vestry, and the anthem will be a new arrangement of 'Anything Goes' accompanied by the Ancient Consorte of Tambourines.
These simply aren't gay enough - pass me the rainbow stickers.
DeleteWe wont be needing these -put them securely in the Cathedral loft, next to the Nicene Creed and the 39 articles.
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Looks like the Jo hair style is catching on at St David's. Weird.
ReplyDeleteWe are now ready for exercing the bench, my years in Africa have come in useful RevD
ReplyDeleteI have had ee-bloody-nough of this internet shopping.
ReplyDeleteFirstly they send me a jacket that doesn't fit and now they send me a box full of wooden objects the significance of which I don't understand and for which we have no use in Ty Ddewi.
Oh! to be peddling my own rubbish from the Hayes in Cardiff.
By being well organised and preparing well in advance, the Dean managed to secure a job lot of Christian suppositories for next year's Pride March.
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