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"But what am I to do if I see some traditionalists coming through the door?""You won't. But if any of the bastards try it, poke this where the sun doesn't shine, bell end first!"
Congratulations here is your prize: It is a Church in Wales lollipop - A lot more stick than lolly these days...Postie
That's lovely, but can I have an LGBT ribbon on it? We need to be much more inclusive.Cromarty
Don't be absurd man, of course it's not for verging duties, it's for stirring Rum Pansies.
And what pray do you expect me to do with this? Sarah
Verging on the ridiculous? Timorous.
So the feeding frenzy is to begin. Silks line up to investigate Lord Carey. Sleep well your Darkness.
Great, at last something I can receive from a female Dean!
I got this at Ollivanders. You're going to need this if you're going to cast out the demons that inhabit this Church.
Who says you need to be 26 to model trouser suits?Bob
Miss July 2018.Observer
Auditioning for Cat Woman.Jim
Rear of the year ceremony.Jim
Does my *** look big in this?Bob
Bringing a touch of class and elegance to stuffy Church matters. Shake 'em up, Baby!Jim
Church officials need to free themselves from cramping cassocks. Celebrate your body image like me!S
Never forget who wears the trousers round here!Bob
Nailed it for Rear of the Year!Jim
Order, order gentlemen. The commode of this house will beg to differ with His Darkness. The wench of Camarthen is not the 'Rear of the year'- far from it. The Asphalt of St Asaph has it.... St Asaph has it. See Twitter NWP (North Wales Police). May light perpetual shine upon him brethren.
I'll pretend to be writing. You look straight ahead . Don't turn around but I think that either George Carey or His Darkness has just walked in.
Nice try Watchman only for the Enforcer has led commentators to the buffers as usual.Why the deathly silence? The continuing spell from His Darkness I wonder?
Stella McCartney, Posh Spice? Forget them. How about this little number I rushed out after Evensong?Bob
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