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Friday, 6 December 2024

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  1. "Well m'Luds, as you'll gather from my neckerchief and woggle, I was a Boy Scout Patrol Leader and in our Ingang-goolie-gang we sort of sang along with glee and gratitude for camp-fire spankings. You'll get my joke about 'camp' and 'goolies' of course ... "

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  2. The chief Sparrow chirps sh*t.

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  3. Clueless fool
    No loss to anyone.

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  4. "Listen verry carefully, I shall say zis only vonce.."

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  5. Bing, bang, bong.
    "Morning, campers"

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  6. Allow me to publicly wring my hands of the Makin report
    Postie

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  7. What is black and white and purple all over?
    An archbishop who has been marooned by his colleagues

    Elwyn the Great

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  8. Why are there 2 fs in buffoon?
    Because there is no f in leader

    Silent Assassin

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  9. Not related to this caption but I thought I'd share a little Welsh Valleys humour. I recently attended a confirmation 'mass' in a Valleys church. The celebrant was the 'Bishop' of Monmouth, Cherry Ripe. Time for the sermon and Miss Ripe told us she was not going to preach a sermon but read to us a mediation, during which, we were invited to feel the person next to us breathing in, breathing out, breathing in, breathing out. The person that I was sitting next to, turned to me and whispered, bloody hell, I didn't realise I'd come to a Yoga class!

    Archdeacon Grantley.

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    1. Subversive Canon9 December 2024 at 16:19

      Sounds about right.
      The lesbian is no Bishop.

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  10. Interesting developments coming from Bangor this weekend. Anyone else heard the news?

    Canon Truth

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  11. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy9q4zvwldvo
    So it's not just the BBC and the Church of England.
    Bewildered

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  12. Before I start I would like to apologise for any apologies I might make that I should apologise for.

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  13. Time for the next domino to topple.
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwydgjevx70o
    The sooner the Church of England is rid of these insipid craven nobodies, the better.
    Bewildered

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  14. Welby's choice for Bishop of London receiving all the credit she deserves.
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg8d443eg3o
    Couldn't possibly happen to a nicer piece of work.

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    1. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly2714wgdno
      Carey resigns as a Priest.
      Another domino tumbles.
      Cottrell next.
      Bewildered

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    2. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz7qpdl4jdyo
      Cottrell still clinging on for now.
      CofE spokesperson claims that no-one "advised him" about how to deal with the paedophile David Tudor.
      Bewildered

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