"What do you mean you don't like Thomas the f******g Tank Engine because he's f*****g childish? You should see the childish f*****s I have to work with! The new crop are f******g lightweights, don't like their f******g grog, can't f*******g hold their grog and to top it all some f******g b*st*rd has gone and blown the f******g gaff on us having a good old f*******g banter between us and our muckers in dog collars. It's outf******grageous and makes me wonder why I f******g bothered to go into the p*xy Church in the first f******g place. I mean, I f******g ask you, really, whatever f******g next? The f******s will be asking us for some f******g competence next and f**k knows where that f*******g nonsense will lead?"
"Tell me. How do you think I should deal with those whining w*nk*rs in Llandaff? How DARE they question June's judgement? Who do these serfs think they are to question US? We've been chosen and appointed by GOD so it doesn't matter if we're absolutely clueless!"
"Bring back the Inquusition and burning at the stake. A couple of good conflagrations on The Green will send the right message to the revolting peasants".
Laughing Gas, I only wish they would bring back the Inqusition. The plank sitters of Wales would be the first to feel the flames tickling their toes. Seymour
I would certainly enjoy the spectacle of a pillory and a ducking stool on The Green reserved for the plankers for use before the flames. They have a lot to answer first before going up in smoke.
"There, you had better have this bottle of wine. The Monmouth Report criticizes us bishops for being alcoholics. Hic!"
ReplyDeleteSeymour
I christen thee "The church that is off the rails".
ReplyDelete"Just popped my cork and gone loco."
ReplyDeleteVetus codger
"Arise, St Cadfan! Or at least get yourself started!"
ReplyDelete“Open wide +Gregory”
ReplyDeleteAJ
Piss-ups in breweries come to mind. Or inability to engage in them.
ReplyDeletePiss-ups in breweries come to mind. Or inability to engage in them.
ReplyDeleteThe chuffer and the duffer.
ReplyDeleteBut which is which?
"What do you mean you don't like Thomas the f******g Tank Engine because he's f*****g childish?
ReplyDeleteYou should see the childish f*****s I have to work with! The new crop are f******g lightweights, don't like their f******g grog, can't f*******g hold their grog and to top it all some f******g b*st*rd has gone and blown the f******g gaff on us having a good old f*******g banter between us and our muckers in dog collars. It's outf******grageous and makes me wonder why I f******g bothered to go into the p*xy Church in the first f******g place. I mean, I f******g ask you, really, whatever f******g next? The f******s will be asking us for some f******g competence next and f**k knows where that f*******g nonsense will lead?"
Very well done S.B. One of the best posts I had the pleasure of reading for a VERY long time.
DeleteI'm trading her in for a younger model.
ReplyDeleteHasn't Randy Pandy already done so?
DeleteJust a comment on his sartorial inelegance. It's a cincture, not a bum warmer!
ReplyDelete"Pretentious? Publicity seeking? Attention seeking? Petit moi????"
ReplyDelete"What a complete berk" said the Shunter.
ReplyDeleteLook at me. As AB I can now change wine into the remains of the church
ReplyDeleteCymro
Who's the poofter in the purple?
ReplyDelete"I don't give a damn if Sion gave you 'a ticket to ride' for Christmas, you're not alighting on me!"
ReplyDelete"You? An Archbishop? Don't make me pee my pants!"
ReplyDeleteNow to spend the last few quid of that ten million Shirley the Dodgy Solicitor gave me!
ReplyDeleteArchbishop appoints Thomas The Tank Engine to run church Enquiry into .......
ReplyDelete..too many to mention!
The train is saying "We have run out of water"
ReplyDeleteBishop: "My hour should not have come, but here is my wine into water routine"
Another Welsh Bishop, steaming, can't hold their drink and totally off the rails
ReplyDelete"Tell me. How do you think I should deal with those whining w*nk*rs in Llandaff? How DARE they question June's judgement? Who do these serfs think they are to question US? We've been chosen and appointed by GOD so it doesn't matter if we're absolutely clueless!"
ReplyDelete"Bring back the Inquusition and burning at the stake. A couple of good conflagrations on The Green will send the right message to the revolting peasants".
Laughing Gas, I only wish they would bring back the Inqusition. The plank sitters of Wales would be the first to feel the flames tickling their toes.
DeleteSeymour
I would certainly enjoy the spectacle of a pillory and a ducking stool on The Green reserved for the plankers for use before the flames.
DeleteThey have a lot to answer first before going up in smoke.
"What do you mean I'm p*ss*d? I'm absolutely firkin' legless"
ReplyDeleteMany of the CIW have a tender behind. This should help!
ReplyDeleteTicker
And you know what? there's not a Fat Controller in sight!
ReplyDeleteHe's in St. Asaph.
DeleteThe best to be said about this imposture is he's marginally better than the chocolate teapot Archbishop of Canterbury.
DeleteLW
I suggest we're just talking about different %ages of cocoa beans.
DeleteYes, I bless trains, boats, buildings, same-sex, anything really.
ReplyDeleteLW
Archiepiscopal Diary for Tuesday:
ReplyDelete10 - 11am: Bless train.
12 noon - 6pm: Recline on chaise-longue in tiger-print trousers and sequinned mitre, dreaming of new favours to bestow on the Diocesan Secretary.
DangerMouse
You forgot 8 to 10: training in leading traditional worship with the Sub Dean.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-59772310
ReplyDeleteRandy Pandy praises the Capon in his Christmas message.