As the great Count Arthur Strong once said - "If it became known that I had a pineapple tattooed on my left buttock, the Press would have a Sport's Day"
There was a time when Anglican clergy were described as "all gas and gaiters" now they can be described as all tits and tats. Regressive to say the least.
"Actually we only borrowed it. She be along later to take it back to the Tower".
ReplyDelete"Actually I only borrowed it. I'll pop it back in the vestry before Sunday"
Delete"So what made you want to be the Bishop of Monmouth, and why do you wear a crown rather than a mitre?
ReplyDelete"Step into the tent and I'll show you all of my tattoos. Get your tickets from the man in the shawl"
ReplyDeletei wear a sleeveless alb and a fiddleback chasuble to shew off my tats
ReplyDeleteHow do you know a posh bird when you meet one?
ReplyDeleteHer tattoos are spelled correctly.
Shouldn't Lydia, the Tattooed Lady have spiky studs emanating from her dog-collar?
ReplyDeleteAs the great Count Arthur Strong once said - "If it became known that I had a pineapple tattooed on my left buttock, the Press would have a Sport's Day"
ReplyDeleteFr David - Count Arthur and the Marx Bros would be a more effective bench than ours. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThere was a time when Anglican clergy were described as "all gas and gaiters" now they can be described as all tits and tats. Regressive to say the least.
ReplyDeleteThe tattoed rev is Nadia Bolz-Weber. If you read her Wiki bio, she does sound a perfect fit for mindset of the current Bench of Welsh bishops
DeleteShe's a Lutheran, not an Episcopalian.
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