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Matthew 23v27-28Jaded Pewsitter
"While we're here, how do you define a woman?"
You idle git, at least you could have put some polish on your shoes for my visit!
"Before we begin, I wonder if you can remind me, what are the words of the blessing again?"Seymour
Pope receiving instructions on how to give a 15 second or less same-sex blessing from an expert.
"Bruch Laba dear chief Rabbi. Welcome. The Foodbank Kosher Kitchen is over there to my right ... "
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"Francis, I need a favour, I'm surrounded by shirtlifters and I need to get rid of them, any chance you could help?"
What price Apostolicae Curae?
"I hear you self-identify as a cat. I can offer you a place in a school in Rye".
Go on try again! see if it works this time !
"Bless me father, for I have sinned".
"I hear Kevin and George speak very highly of you too!"Bewildered
Matthew 23v27-28
ReplyDeleteJaded Pewsitter
"While we're here, how do you define a woman?"
ReplyDeleteYou idle git, at least you could have put some polish on your shoes for my visit!
ReplyDelete"Before we begin, I wonder if you can remind me, what are the words of the blessing again?"
ReplyDeleteSeymour
Pope receiving instructions on how to give a 15 second or less same-sex blessing from an expert.
ReplyDelete"Bruch Laba dear chief Rabbi. Welcome. The Foodbank Kosher Kitchen is over there to my right ... "
ReplyDeleteREMINDER: Anonymous submissions for publication must include a pseudonym.
ReplyDelete"Francis, I need a favour, I'm surrounded by shirtlifters and I need to get rid of them, any chance you could help?"
ReplyDeleteWhat price Apostolicae Curae?
ReplyDelete"I hear you self-identify as a cat. I can offer you a place in a school in Rye".
ReplyDeleteGo on try again! see if it works this time !
ReplyDelete"Bless me father, for I have sinned".
ReplyDelete"I hear Kevin and George speak very highly of you too!"
ReplyDeleteBewildered