Bless my old sox! The once faithful Welsh people hasten from my presence without a backward glance! This plastic chair hurts my bum! Upright before my feet is a cold and half empty coffee cup. This strangely clad woman is boring the t..s off me and I am about to get a parking ticket! A "bishop's" lot is not a happy one.
"Oooooh, camping!"
ReplyDeleteThey’re queuing up to leave:what fun!
ReplyDelete"Lets ignore those plebs behind us, a bishop, archdeacon and canon are far too good for the likes of them."
ReplyDeleteSeymour
"There goes another three from our membership figures! At this rate, we will be able to put our feet up for Christmas with nothing to do."
ReplyDeleteSeymour
"O no, the R NSMs are doing what at the cathedral?, I better pen them before they run" PP.
ReplyDeleteFancy dress competitors-
ReplyDeleteSpiv, novelty flannel clerical dress and a woman dressed as a bishop.
Nick
Joanna to informant: "What! June? Good heavens!"
ReplyDelete"FFS don't let them go, they're the only ones we've seen this year!"
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ReplyDeleteBless my old sox!
ReplyDeleteThe once faithful Welsh people hasten from my presence without a backward glance!
This plastic chair hurts my bum!
Upright before my feet is a cold and half empty coffee cup.
This strangely clad woman is boring the t..s off me and I am about to get a parking ticket!
A "bishop's" lot is not a happy one.
'Another busy year.. ', come now bishop you of all people should know, 'thou shalt not lie'.
ReplyDelete'Wow!- you had 15 in church on Sunday including 2 men? Pull the other one!
ReplyDeleteCromarty
"I gave him those shoes."
ReplyDeletePride. Gluttony. Sloth.
ReplyDeleteWhere's my other four apostles?