"Hey, Greggers old chum, how do you define a woman?" "Good Lord, keep your voice down and how dare you ask, I couldn't possibly offer an opinion for fear of upsetting the Arch preener Tatchell and the Diocesan diversity champion. But since you ask, how do * you * define a woman?" "P155 off you old cisgender goat, how the hell would I know?"
St Asaph Comic Con attracts only two delegates but Diocesan Board of Finance hails it a great success and confirms a 100% increase on last year's attendance figures.
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"P155 off you old cisgender goat, how the hell would I know?"
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