"Now tell me, Gentlemen, with a vacancy known to be approaching on the Bench of Bishops of the Church in Wales, is it worth us approaching them with an offer to help them achieve genuine ethnic and cultural diversity? Which one of you fancies being the next Bishop of Swansea and Brecon, or even Archbishop if we pitch our bid high enough?"
PP lol Ted. The college will be a freewheeling dice casting event. Wouldn't be surprised if the candidates are lined up ready. For ++ I hope it's a sensible appointment.
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"Now tell me, Gentlemen, with a vacancy known to be approaching on the Bench of Bishops of the Church in Wales, is it worth us approaching them with an offer to help them achieve genuine ethnic and cultural diversity? Which one of you fancies being the next Bishop of Swansea and Brecon, or even Archbishop if we pitch our bid high enough?"
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PP lol Ted. The college will be a freewheeling dice casting event. Wouldn't be surprised if the candidates are lined up ready.
ReplyDeleteFor ++ I hope it's a sensible appointment.
I suspect that the only absentee at the two Electoral Colleges will be the Holy Spirit.
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