Thursday, 16 May 2019

Caption corner 16 May 2019


Llandaff  pilgrims, Cardiff Airport        Source: Twitter #LlandaffInSantiago 

As usual captions will appear as comments.

8 comments:

  1. Don't do it.
    When you want to go to it
    Don't do it.
    When you want to come.
    (with a nod to Frankie Goes to Hollywood)

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  2. "I am the ultimate Duty Free Bishop: I'm cheaper than anything outside the airport and I certainly don't do my duty as a Bishop, because I don't agree with the Apostles' teaching."
    Postie

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  3. Little Bo Peep has left her sheep:
    and doesn't know where she'll find them.
    She left them alone until she came home
    ...and now they have all organized a pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostella using the money from the Parish Share!!
    Seymour

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  4. "This? A Crozier? Good Lord my dear, oh deary me no indeed, it's my walking stick in the shape of a Crozier. It's merely a wonky old bat, an imitation. Just like me. I'd need to be a man to get a real one."

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  5. Alwyn from Abertawe16 May 2019 at 21:09

    I know. It's hilarious, isn't it? I've dragged them all thousands of miles from their parishes during Christian Aid week, and spent a fortune doing it. And do you know what, the Diocese will still be haemorrhaging in twelve months time. Good job I know how to cover up the massive financial loss this trip has sustained.

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  6. Don't listen to that tiresome Ancient Briton. This is not a "Jolly".
    I am here to seek asylum and I have dragooned every potential troublemaker in the diocese lest they stage a Coup d'état in my absence when my application is turned down.

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  7. "Good morning, who are you?"
    "I am the accuser."

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  8. Pilgrimage Fatigue17 May 2019 at 09:02

    "What you need to do is engineer a standing ovation at the end of the conference dinner. That'll have them all eating out of my hand."

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