Friday, 12 April 2019

Caption corner 12 April 2019


Bishop of Llandaff June Osborne sharing a moment with Archbishop John Davies      Source: CinW

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15 comments:

  1. Why do they call you ‘Shirley’?

    Why did a former Dean call you ‘The washerwoman on the Green’?

    Pegasus

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    1. Accuracy, please, dear correspondents. The late ‘Napoleon' allegedly referred to Jolly June as ’the Dinner Lady on the Green.’
      1549

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    2. There's nothing alleged about it 1549!
      And as Bonaparte was also very fond of saying with a twinkle in his eye, "It went down like a cup of cold vomit!" ��

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  2. Just look behind us we have fulfilled every prophesy. We have completely emptied and destroyed a once vibrant and thriving Church. There is no room for God in the void that we have created. The destruction is almost complete. Onward and downwards to Compostela!

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  3. Will the last bishop to leave please turn off the lights, lock the door and give the keys to the Imam? Llandaff Mosque opening for business on Good Friday.

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  4. ..keep smiling June, but please tell me - how did you so quickly pilot your ship onto the rocks? Is it your business style management applied to a Christian community needing instead succour, or your complete misunderstanding of Welsh culture and its integrity with the Church in Wales? Did you do your homework before coming here?
    Stoppit

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  5. Tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber.

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  6. Alwyn from Abertawe13 April 2019 at 11:40

    "So, Shirley, what's your tried and tested method for treating your clergy and parishioners like mushrooms?"

    "Don't ask me June, they're much more accomplished at that in Bangor!"

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  7. Two charged in Wales after Bishop impersonation scandal...
    Postie

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  8. Just Beyond the Parish Boundaries13 April 2019 at 16:56

    Do you think that if we keep smiling, June, no-one will twig that you've been lying about St Teilo's?

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  9. Shirley Through Gritted Teeth13 April 2019 at 19:58

    "Why, why, oh why the f*** why didn't I keep my trap shut and just accept Jeffrey John?"

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  10. The View from A&E14 April 2019 at 10:24

    June: 'Did you hear that? John reckons that his doctor says he can't come on my jolly to Compostela. But I reassured him that I'm an expert in everything, even medical science, and now look how happy he is because I've reassured him that it's OK to ignore his doctor's advice. Go on, John, show everyone how happy you are"!

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  11. OK, John, you had your fun and games. Now tell the nice ladies and gentlemen where you've hidden the Bishop of Monmouth.

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  12. PP. Are you going to give me oversight of Monmouth? You know Sis Lister and I can really work our..... But, just a thought, you could dissolve it and give it me

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  13. Err... where did they all go?

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