Monday 11 February 2019

Caption corner 11 February 2019


Joanna Penberthy the Church in Wales' first woman bishop with Archbishop Barry Morgan and his successor Bishop John Davies                         Source: BBC

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21 comments:

  1. Your stick, John - where's your curly-ended stick?

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  2. "No John, I am still the way, the truth and the life around here. Stupid nincompoop!".

    Commandant Heir Flixs Von Morgan

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  3. She's smiling now but you wait till she notices you're both wearing the same dress

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  4. "Wait until I get my hands on the golden miter. It's just a heartbeat away."

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  5. The (one who thinks he's) God, the bad and the ugly.

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  6. Do you realise John we've just made a non-Welsh young lady the Bishop of St. Davids? NO NO! its your fault Barry.

    Loosemore

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  7. Alwyn from Abertawe12 February 2019 at 07:56

    Now just a minute John, who do you think you are, calling me a dissembling, manipulative, egocentric, self-serving, narcissistic, publicity-seeking despot who's only aim in life has been to recreate the Church in Wales in my own image and likeness? And as for suggesting that that I had any influence over the outcome of the electoral college, and that I was desperate to consecrate a woman before I retired. Careful, or I'll take you a to a tribunal as well!

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  8. Alternatively Alwyn he could take his gripe to the Provincial Court where he could exercise complete impartiality at crozier's length and yet control the outcome. There is precedence for this.
    Hang 'em high!

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  9. Don't look at me it was your idea.
    Phoebe

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  10. "Who does she think she is? A bloody Bishop?"

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  11. Expressing solidarity with feminist members of the US Congress

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  12. Dark Lords of the Sith-in-Wales (aka 'The Bench') always exist in pairs. "From henceforth, you shall be known as:..... Darth Pelagius Surreptitious....Rise my friend!"
    The Rebel Alliance (TRA).

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  13. “I’ve heard it said that there’s also a special place in Hell for those who set out to destroy the one Catholic and Apostolic Church”,
    “Shurely you don’t believe in Hell when you don’t believe in the physical Resurrection? You’ll be saying you believe in witches next!”

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  14. WELL I did warn you that you can't make a silk purse out of one...

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  15. Poor Joanna! she was happier in her skin (and had not then lost weight) before she took on the cares of the diocese, and, I am deeply sorry to say, she caused a few grey hairs to form on senior clergy. She had a ro!e in life before she became a deluded priestess. I can't help liking her BUT, I deeply regret to write, she is not helping the Church. Much better if she can change her role.
    Rob

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  16. Ok John, that should have put true Anglicanism to bed once and for all - now what can we do?
    Stoppit

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  17. Barry, you have given her my stick! Well, she's not getting her hands on my pectoral cross, that's for certain; and at least I've got a bigger mitre than you two!

    Seymour

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  18. Did she say I’m a little teapot ....?

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  19. "Did you get an autograph?"
    "No, why, who is it?"
    "Gandalf the Grey - in drag!"

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  20. "A woman? No way!"

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